Senin, Januari 26, 2009

Special Jokes

For you who have the good sense of humour, you should read this:

1. Losing all your friends

Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."sembahsembahsembah

2. Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother"....
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....tumbuktumbuktumbuk

3. Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means “Without Information Fighting Every time!” Wife replies, "No, it means ‘With Idiot For Ever’!!!"senyumsenyumsenyum

4. Importance of a 'period'

Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."marahmarahmarah

5. Confident vs. Confidential

A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential? "
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! "tensiontensiontension

6. Anger management?

Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush.”gelakgulinggelakgulinggelakguling

2 komentar:

  1. Kwa..kwa...kwa.. only number four and six which can touch my sense of humour (do I have bad sense of humour ?). Special number's sweet anger management. keh..keh..keh...
    BTW...Why did I lose ur automatic link bro ?... Is it just a moment ?..PDA...!!

  2. Ms. Gotroy... he..he..he.. You should be a little open-minded to read the anecdotes, then you're gonna find the humoruous side in you... But it's not too bad since you enjoy 2 out of 6 instant jokes. I'll put your link back as soon as possible. Thanks Sis...!!!


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